3am and I may or may not have reactivated my Facebook once again and gone on an unfriending spree. I have recently been entertaining the idea of permanently reactivating my Facebook more and more. But we'll see.
I was going to finish my blog post for September, but for old time sake, I shall fill out this survey which I used to frequently do when I used to have Facebook
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1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?
LONGG TIME AGO. I don't even remember! I used to swim like a fish as a kid, but I started disliking it because of body issues. Got over it. But now I'm visually impaired and it's very disorienting not to wear glasses. Wearing contacts isn't an option for swimming though.
2. Do you like to party?
Impartial
3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?
I would have to get an ex first (lol some things never change)
4. You seeing someone?
Nope
5. What are your parents views on sex?
Not before marriage
6. If you ran into your current crush in 10 years would you marry them?
Which one? LOL! There has been one too many. But sure, I'll marry any one of them 
7. Is your best friend dating anyone?
Most of my good friends are in a relationship
8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing.
Grey and old
9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?
No
10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?
I rarely wear makeup
11. What is one feature that you don’t like?
On me? My very acne prone skin 
12. Would people describe you as happy?
Sure, though I don't think that would be the first adjective that'll come to mind when describing me
13. Are you single?
NBSB 
14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you’re single?
No. Though it is pointless
15. Do you have Tumblr?
Yes. But it's been inactive for some years now
16. What about Xanga?
LOL! I'm on it now
17. Have you ever babysat before?
Yes
18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?
Naw
19. Ever shopped at Sephora?
Yes
20. If your current partner suddenly moved away what would you do?
If I had a partner, and they move away I'd let them (?)
21. Do you have any university plans?
Yes
22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do?
"I've always known"
23. What are your views on sex?
Sex is a normal, biological process needed for any species survival
24. Do sexual questions bother you?
No. Not really
25. Would you rather have sex with your partner or break up?
What? This question doesn't even make sense
26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?
'Fcourse
27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff?
FUCK YES
28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?
Literally not a concern for me
29. Would you ever date a friends Ex?
Most likely not. Unless they dates in like Gr 6 or something. LOLOL
30. What’s the last book you read?
Sinner -Sara Douglass
31. Ready for 10 simple questions?
Bring it
32. What is your last name?
Malbataan
33. What grade are you in?
Grade college
34. What school do you go to?
WCCMT
35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?
Fall
36. Favorite Color?
Black and white
37. Are your parents together?
Always and forever
38. Any siblings?
Two
39. Favorite subject?
English and biology
40. Least favorite subject?
Case FUCKING study
41. Favorite song?
None
42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy?
... it was never complex...
43. How many friends do you have on Facebook?
2-300+? IDK
44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?
No
45. Have you ever googled yourself?
Yes
46. Have a Formspring?
Yes
47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?
Wait til the day before the concert then resell it 4x it's price
48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?
At home
49. Been to Disney world?
No.
50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches
” do you know what they mean?
No.
51. Ever had a boyfriend?
No.
52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?
Yes LOLOLOL
53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret?
Yes
54. Ever drank alcohol?
Yes
55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?
Yes
56. Ever watched The Hills?
No
57. What about Jersey Shore?
No
58. Ever called someone a slut?
As a joke
59. What do you think of short shorts?
Assss...hmmnnn
60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?
When literally every other word is a swear word
61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?
Yes
62. What about a B?
Yes
63. And a C?
Yes
64. How about a D?
It's not the same as "F" right? What the hell is a "D"? I was never clear on that
65. Ever plagiarised?
To some degree
66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?
I consider myself friendly and surrounded by good company
67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you?
Older. Not by much though
68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?
Yes
69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?
Depends on the situation
70. Ever watched Porn?
Yes. Welcome to the internet
71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?
Going over the speed limit.
72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?
Only when I need to
73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?
Fuck Wednesdays
74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?
FUCK NO
75. Ever performed in a talent show?
I'm talentless 
76. Have you ever cried in public?
Probably
77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?
Not preference per se, I just have a different relationship with my Dad seeing as I'm the sole girl
78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition?
Talentless
79. How many celebrity crushes have you had?
Too many to count
80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?
Even more than celebrity crushes
81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.
Off the top of my head: Tom Welling, Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, Hugh Dancy, Matt Damon.
82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.
Again, off the top of my head: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox, Christina Hendrix, Kirsten Kruek
83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?
No
84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?
Each and every single one
85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?
Yes
86. Ever used Opinionated?
Don't even know what that is
87. Do you have a favorite store?
Any food store
88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?
Sure
89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny?
Yes
90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?
Probably
91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?
A summer
92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?
Yes
93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?
Why should it?
94. Own a pair of converse?
No
95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?
Probably
96. If yes, are you one of them?
LOL. No
97. Do you text in class?
Yes
98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?
Not very particular with brands
99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?
If there is any less than "Not giving a shit" then that's how much I care for this question
100. Do you want to lose weight?
I want to be healthy *answers this with KitKat in mouth at 4am*
101. Ever seen a therapist?
Physio Therapist?
102. Ever watched porn?
Already answered this
103. Ever purposely ignored a text?
For the time being. Eventually answer it
104. A facebook message?
No. I don't think so
105. A poke?
Yes
106. A friend request?
Probably
107. Would you say you read into things too much?
Used to
108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?
I'm the instigator
109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)
Naw
110. Ever been called a bully?
LOLOLOL
111. Ever purposely hurt yourself?
Yes
112. Ever gone to church?
Yes
113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups?
Hell no
114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?
More than pleased :')
115. What about your Mom?
I am like my mom to a degree, that's why we clash
116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?
Wrong, fucker
117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween?
Kind of
118. Do you still go Trick or Treating?
No 
119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?
HAHAHA. Yes. David Caruso, Liam Neeson 
120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?
Only when I'm reading
121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?
Yes LOLOL
122. Ever had a credit card denied?
No *knock on wood
123. What’s the last movie you watched?
Haven't finished watching Hysteria 2011
124. Last TV Show?
Don't remember. Don't watch much tv
125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?
Highly improbable
126. Ever been called a whore?
Jokingly
127. Ever sang the national anthem?
Yes
128. Ever made yourself throw up?
Yes. One too many drinks =/
129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your Partner?
No
130. Are you Cute or Gross?
Again, what in the actual fuck?
131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”
Naww
132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?
LOL NO! I get flustered around crushes
133. Ever had the lead in a play?
No
134. What about a solo in a concert?
Kind of
135. What kind of a student are you?
Procrastinating kind
136. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a Letter?
F
137. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a number?
36%?? Didn't go to my finals worth 60%
138. Ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes :X
139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?
Yes, specially since she has her tube tied
140. How late do you sleep in?
I can sleep for dayssss
141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?
Naww
142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you?
No
143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?
Yes
144. Would you consider yourself a good student?
LOLOLOL
145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?”
Eh
146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?
Nix the sour, I'll take everything else
147. Are you going into High School this year?
Nope
148. What about Junior High?
Nope
149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?
Bad news. IE: death *knock on wood
150. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone?
1
-Elle Are Emm
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